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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:今天去相亲,对方的挺高挺帅的男人,我第一次见到他就喜欢上了他。然后,我们很愉快的聊天。我暗自高兴,终于可以脱单了。我们聊了将近两个小时,谈得很开心。过了一会儿,他问我:“几点了?”我说:“现在是四点,我们再聊一会儿,然后再去吃东西吧。”他说:“那我可以走了。我妈拿走了我的手机,非要我坐上两个小时才能回家。”然后他就走了……

2:问:同样是女的,为什么女朋友好哄,丈母娘难哄?答:因为丈母娘已经上过一次当了。

3:长途车上,小女孩尿急想去厕所,对奶奶说:“我想尿尿。”奶奶说:“在车上咋办,不知道啥时候到服务站呢?”小女孩忽然面露喜色说:“吃点好吃的忘了吧!”

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