micbox 发表于 2007-2-10 03:05 只看TA 1楼 |
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外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子、下次仔仔女女问你时,不用再害羞了 外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子、下次个仔仔女女问你时,不用再害羞了数码年代的性教育:外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子、下次个仔仔女女问你时,不用再害羞了 > > > | 周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡,一个有趣的对话发生了... | > > > | | > > > | "Daddy? How did I come into this world?" | > > > | 「爹地,我是怎么来到这世界的?」 | > > > | | > > > | "Well, my child, some day Ill have to tell you anyway." | > > > | 「哦,儿子啊,总有一天我会让你知道的。」 | > > > | | > > > | "So why not today? Please!" | > > > | 「拜托!为什么今天不行?」 | > > > | | > > > | "OK, but listen carefully." | > > > | 「好吧,你仔细听着!」 | > > > | | > > > | "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. | > > > | 「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识, | > > > | | > > > | In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. | > > > | 并在网咖的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接, | > > > | | > > > | Mom at that time made some downloads from dads memory stick. | > > > | 那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据, | > > > | | > > > | When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. | > > > | 当我完成上传时,我们发现我们没有使用防火墙, | > > > | | > > > | Since it was too late to cancel or delete, | > > > | 因此,想要取消或删除都已为时太晚, | > > > | | > > > | nine months later we ended up with a virus." | > > > | 就这样,九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒。」 |
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