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[短篇] 短笑话三则

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短笑话三则

1.本杰明 富兰克林说过:“有人类的地方就一定要有和平,真理,民主,自由,以及沙县小吃、湖南米粉、兰州拉面和重庆鸡公煲。”

2.程序员问科比:你为什么这么成功
科比:你知道洛杉矶早晨4点钟是什么样子吗
程序员:知道,一般那时候我还没睡。怎么了?
科比:……没事!

3.教务处为了让大家能安心学习把教学楼wifi关闭了;后来教务处又为了让大家来上课又把教学楼wifi打开了。
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