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笑话一则：糊涂

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笑话一则：糊涂

一青光眼患者惹上了官司，被带到县衙公堂审问，他首先申明自己是瞎子看不清。县官说：“我看你清清白白，怎么会是瞎子呢？”他答道：“我是瞎子，老爷看小人是清白的，小人看老爷是糊涂的。”

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