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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一天上班,一女同事老是在那喊着:“牙疼啊牙疼。”

最后我不耐烦的说:“你对象是不是有糖尿病!”

“咦,你怎么知道的?”

2、士兵致电首长:报告首长,敌人太狡猾了,他们的藏身地我们意想不到。首长回答:笨蛋!朝你意想不到的地方开炮!

3、昨天我问班长ml是什麽意思,班长脸一红,说:“这都不知道,晚上到我家,我给你辅导下功课。后来我问物理课代表,课代表说:“毫升啊,这么简单都不知道。”我想这班长真笨,晚上我去教教她吧!

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