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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:有一天,一个男孩问他的父亲:“爸爸,什么是政治?” 父亲回答:“儿子,政治就是你妈是家里的老大,咱们都是小弟。”
2:有一位教师在课堂上问:“同学们,你们知道世界上什么动物跑得最快吗?”突然有一位学生大声答道:“老师,是乌龟。”老师听了很惊讶,问:“为什么是乌龟呢?”学生笑嘻嘻地回答:“因为乌龟身上有锅!”
3:有一天,一个男孩走进一家酒吧,向酒保点了一杯红酒。酒保好奇地问:“为什么你要喝红酒?”男孩淡淡地回答:“因为我想体验一下喝醉的感觉。”酒保惊呼:“你还没喝醉过吗?那你真的太需要来一杯了!”

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